In September 2003, the advertising puppets of Kentucky Fried Chicken held a contest for their new line of "Bigger, Better Popcorn Chicken".  The contest was to create your own 30 second KFC commercial for their new campaign.  It boasted cash awards and impressive prizes (such as exhuming the corpse of Colonel Sanders himself, to meet live and in person!).

I decided this a worthy endeavor.  With a full belly of determination (and food), I labored and toiled for several hours assembling the perfect ingredients for success.  I thought my chances of winning were surely somewhere near/over 100%...

Long story short, the advertising department at KFC decided it would make more sense to pick a few stupid ones instead.  Anyway, here was my entry:

Young Colonel Sanders (run time 30 sec.)
Directed by:  Jason Edwin Lenz
Starring:  Levi Beaver, Jason Edwin Lenz
Featuring the Amazing Voice Of:  Jason Roth
Assistant Director:  Meghan Mulkerin